BREAKING: Anthropic’s new “Mythos” model reportedly found the One Piece before the Straw Hats

Sources close to Anthropic have confirmed that their latest reasoning model, codenamed “Mythos,” has located the legendary treasure One Piece during what was described as a “routine benchmark test.” Eiichiro Oda was reportedly “furious” after learning that a large language model solved the mystery he has been carefully crafting for 27 years in approximately 11 seconds of inference time. “I had 342 more chapters planned,” Oda said through a translator, before locking himself in his studio. In response, Anthropic has launched Project Glasspoiler, an effort to use Mythos Preview to help secure the world’s most critical plot lines, and to prepare the industry for the practices we all will need to adopt to keep ahead of spoilers. Monkey D. Luffy could not be reached for comment, though sources say he is “not worried” and plans to “find it himself anyway because that’s the whole point.” OpenAI has since released a statement claiming their upcoming model “found it first but chose not to publish out of respect for the narrative.”